melissa and abraham

the cutest couple ever, everyone wishes to be like them

lily: “did you see how cute melissa and abraham look together?”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”

by gsjshhejsha November 26, 2022

Mt. Abraham

some funky ass school man

person 1: I go to Mt. Abraham for school
person 2: that's some funky school you got there

by (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) November 1, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025