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Jamie

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.
Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!
by oesn March 2, 2020
mugGet the Jamiemug.

Jamie

he most likely spends most of his time in his room playing Fortnite and he calls innocent people smelly and he is trash at Minecraft. and he also spends hours watching Ali- A
"you wanna hang out with Jamie?"
"no, he called me smelly :("
by EnlightenedOne_ July 3, 2020
mugGet the Jamiemug.

jamie

people who’s name is jamie are super cool, super cute, super pretty, super funny, and just perfect:)<3
(this is about a very specific jamie, but she doesn’t need to know that)
by idkyoufoff November 23, 2021
mugGet the jamiemug.

Jamie

If a man is named Jamie, they will with no doubt get a lot of girls. He is a gift from god and an angel from the heavens.
"Did you see Jamie was out last night? I am so jealous of that girl that just got railed"
"Bro Jamie's dick is so massive, I wonder how it could fit inside someone."
by Alcibiadesnuts April 21, 2022
mugGet the Jamiemug.

Jamie

A elf with ears the size of a tennis racket,a dirty handicap with an acorn for a dick,you would harass someone to the point of death by calling them jamie.
by caoimhe hogan November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jamiemug.

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