Ravioli Ratio

The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.

Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?

Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”

by Bhamel March 25, 2024

Aquacorporeal Ratio

The quantitative measure expressing the relationship between the volume of water in a specific environment and the number of human bodies or remnants thereof present within that same locale. This ratio is typically invoked to assess the psychological acceptability or aversion to swimming or engaging in recreational activities in bodies of water where human remains are known or presumed to be present.

A conceptual metric used to gauge the threshold at which human presence, in the form of living individuals or deceased bodies, in a water body shifts from being imperceptible or negligible to becoming a significant factor influencing human behavior, particularly in the context of recreational water activities.

If you think about the aquacorporeal ratio, you'd probably be okay swimming in the ocean even though there are shipwrecks and stuff, but a single body in a pool would totally freak you out.

by noahsarklabel April 1, 2024

Ratio

Something that people who are at the lowest point of their lives do for attention. They try getting more likes than an original comment. Most of the time, it fails.

Mohammed Enib: Random Game > The Last of Us II

Random Twitter User: RATIOOOOOO

Another Random User: L

Random Twitter User: Stfu didn't ask

by I made over one definition June 23, 2021