Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 13, 2022

oil nuts

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls

Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty

by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 07, 2021

dragging my nuts

What DMV music artists say in there music to say they have superiority over there opponents

Dre:” Aye u heard Trell talking crazy on Fifty live last night?”
Quan: “Moe I’m dragging my nuts on they ass they ain’t on shxt”

by Unknown( October 05, 2023

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 06, 2017

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 24, 2024