CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Gay nut

When a corner is twisted on a Rubik’s cube

Ah no, I got a gay nut! This will definitely delay my solve

by Gay ass Nigha July 19, 2022

Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.

"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019