Fuck frosting

The flaky remains left behind after a woman has a formal bout with a dick for any mentionable amount of time.

"I thought it was sand in my bed until I recalled railing that old cougar until she shed fuck frosting on my four hundred count egyptian."

"I'd really like to try on these fashionable swimming trunks today while I'm at the mall, but I'm free balling it and still have fuck frosting all over my johnson from this morning."

by Tattered October 13, 2011

Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.

OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking

by The Great Twan October 18, 2011

Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

Fucking the Gun

Fucking the Gun is a term used for an unnecessary sex scene that doesn’t progress the plot and is just there for the sex appeal of the audience.

Person 1: Hey, did you *insert title here*?

Person 2: No, I didn’t. Did anything interesting happen?

Person 1: I don’t know, I stopped watching after they Fucking the Gun halfway through.

by Xfabkmor March 8, 2023

gluck and fuck

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh

Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.

by skyscraper0102 March 17, 2023

Fucking Hell

it means how on earth did u that

fucking hell john HOW DID U FUCK EVERYTHING UP USING ONLY A FUCKING SPATULA YOU TWAT

by JOHN HOW HAVE YOU DONE THAT March 30, 2023

Fuck you

A cute way to say hi to someone!

person 1: good morning!
person 2: .... Fuck you

by CHAERAM January 25, 2023