Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!

by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo

Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy

My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy

by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.

doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging

by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012