New Yawk

An alternative pronunciation of 'New York', using a New Yorkan dialect.

Jon: "Yo, welcome to New Yawk."

Arin: "Do people around here actually talk like that?"

Jon: "Yeah, what are ya, fuckin' stupid?"

by DefinitionFixer0 June 10, 2024

New word

A authentic word

Guy 1: Hey I found a new word called 'new word'.
Guy 2: What?

by The owner of this place September 25, 2018

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

new jercan

A Puerto Rican born in New Jersey

He's not Puerto Rican or New Yorican. He's from Trenton NJ. He's a New Jercan.

by TX Pete May 10, 2023

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025