Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024
Get the 7 newsmug. The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
Get the Newsmug. When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
Get the insufferable new mommug. The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate
I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate
by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021
Get the New yorkingmug. New Media was coined and popularized by Draymond Green, NBA hall of famer, during their 4th run of NBA championship during 2021-2022.
New Media is a new wave of sports media who specifically doesn't compare one basketball player's skillset, achievement and accolades to other player's but instead give them flowers, give them respect and acknowledgement.
New Media is a new wave of sports media who specifically doesn't compare one basketball player's skillset, achievement and accolades to other player's but instead give them flowers, give them respect and acknowledgement.
Max: Stephen Curry is not top 10 players of all time, I would rank KD over Curry.
JWill: That's not New Media.
JWill: That's not New Media.
by CasualOpal June 21, 2022
Get the New Mediamug. It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
Get the New Washingtonmug. A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021
Get the South River New Jerseymug.