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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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Giggle News

"Giggle News" can be defined as a playful and humorous term used to refer to misinformation or dubious content that people receive, often in the form of emails, messages, or physical mail, and mistakenly believe to be true or credible information. It highlights the idea that the information is so implausible or unreliable that it elicits a sense of amusement or laughter rather than trust.
"When my mum kept believing all those bizarre conspiracy theories from her junk mail, I couldn't help but call it 'Giggle News' because it was so outlandish and unbelievable.”
by Davellin September 25, 2023
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New

The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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East New Bumfuck

Northeastern regional version of "BFE" overheard in Boston.
The piece a' shit cah broke down way out in East New Bumfuck. The towing bill was beyond wicked.
by Santa Monica Dave September 9, 2007
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Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
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New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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