Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

nerv the cat

a grey cat that is mainly the main character of the awesome humoristic? short animation series called "Evaporate" by Jacob Lenard aka HorseFolder.

you should definitely watch it on youtube :3

person1: yo i like nerv the cat, he's much like me
person2: how is this not that popular? the animation is awesome.

by Silly Duder August 25, 2025

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011