nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!

The Squirrel ate the nut.

by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized

A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big

He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized”

by Andndis August 30, 2019