Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”

by Lildia94 August 26, 2020

Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

You kiss your friend on March 20th

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

by Anonymous04846 March 18, 2021

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022

no friends

A term of somebody that plays Fortnite all day and gay.

guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest

by random guy7464 February 11, 2022