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Clear Spring High School

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020
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Wainuiomata High School

Oh no, it’s Monday.
Guess I’ll have to go to Wainuiomata High School, where Satan rules.
by PikaChuChuu May 27, 2020
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Williamstown high School

This school sucks its infested with girls with bad smelling coochies and boys jerkoff in the bathroom and girls finger themselves
Williamstown high school is filled with horny students/teachers
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Williamstown high School

This school sucks its infested with girls with bad smelling coochies and boys jerkoff in the bathroom and girls finger themselves
Williamstown high school is filled with horny students/teachers
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quakertown high school

you only hear about it once in a while on the news. for ya know, being racist, bomb threats, etc. where you will be lit on fire if the name pennridge leaves your mouth, yet almost everyone dated someone from there. where every bathroom is either locked, flooded, or hotboxed. where the chef’s room is almost lit ablaze everyday. where the freshman locker pod is a place where only the truly desperate go. where you lose track of how many pregnant sophomores you’ve passed in a day. but for some reasons, the students love it there.
have you ever seen that hot, humble guy from quakertown high school?”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.
I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos.
by Godlystaff June 17, 2020
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Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.
I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos
by Godlystaff June 17, 2020
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