deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

Double Cheeseburger

Two men engaging in intercourse with a female

Hey Ally, you down for a double cheeseburger with Greg tonight?

by Sean1103 November 16, 2016

double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.

Double-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025

double monastery

An Eiffel Tower with two bald men

Check out those two guys pulling a double monastery with that girl on the corner.

by usedsocks June 28, 2019

Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.

That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam

by 2xcheeckmaster May 4, 2022