Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019

Double Duster

Crop dusting through someone else's fart and mixing the 2 smells as you walk

Guy at bar* I just farted
Bartender* I'm about to crop dust the bar

Guy at bar* you're about to double duster

by Fast fart October 9, 2020

Double Uie

Term coined to describe missing an exit ramp on the interstate and taking various twists and turns to get your ass back on track to your intended destination.

Double Uie ain’t a word! You made that shit up!

Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit

by SnoopMoon November 22, 2020

Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.

Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan

by DA.DI October 24, 2019