Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz

Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f

by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018

double double

achievement of a double-digit total in two of the five stats (assists, blocks, points, rebounds, and steals) in a single game.

She got a double double with 29 points and 11 rebounds.

by Nniiccollee2 October 12, 2017

Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Double Jochman

Double sarcasm big mental gymnastics type beat

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac

by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020

b double s

back shot specialist

Trust me im a real b double s

by Jbizz July 25, 2022