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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018
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Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.
Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
by Henry||| March 20, 2017
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Jack and Toke

When a person takes a big hit out of a bong then takes three shots of Jack Daniels
Jesus Christ! Tony just did two consecutive jack and tokes! He's probably feeling pretty good now
by Theory of Life May 23, 2016
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Jack

Jack is a small creature, of Irish origin, known for it's easily disrupted temper and compulsive lying. Jack's love to make threats that they well never deliver, not only this, but they get all up in people's faces when they are challenged, clicking their fingers as they do so, to try and seem larger then they really are. Most Jack's are pessimists, always attention seeking when a problem occurs.
"Hey billy, how are yu-"
A jack interrupts for attention.
"LOL OMG WHAT'S BILLY DOING?"
by Mysterious Jack Hunter October 28, 2013
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Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!
OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fellagood dick though!
by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021
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Jack

There's literally nothing I wouldn't do for a bacon wrapped pizza right now. Jack
by OliverMufasaBoi February 4, 2022
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