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by The Shrigga September 1, 2019
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Scrotum Head Disorder

Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.

Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.
Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"
by Harry Potthead 2 August 4, 2016
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Exploding Head Syndrome

The sensation of hearing a very loud noise in the middle of the night, typically when half-conscious. However the sound never actually happened. Sounds range from explosions and gunshots to even human noises. Rarely, there is a visual phenomenon accompanying the noise, such as a flash of light. The exact cause of the syndrome is unknown.
I woke up at 5am from a loud crashing sound, but I think it was just Exploding Head Syndrome!
by Hyperdrive282 September 9, 2023
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Look at your head

By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.
Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"
by NO U 77 March 5, 2020
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fat head fred

One of the many drug dealers on rhode island ave in D.C. Has a fat ass melon for a head and is fond of animals.
Me:Yo chris lets go beat down fat head fred for that vicious ass north face he got.
Chris:aight son lets call paul and hobo first for back up then we goin to beat down slummy.
Me:thats cool wit me, we can sell that green bike he got on ebay for 55 dollars.
by zxulu the big lip bandit October 21, 2004
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gelled diamond head

the even in which a male jizzes on the face of a female and smears his cum over her eyebrows, causing her eyebrows to be gelled.
dude, I love giving my grandma gelled diamond head!
by cody jangles June 15, 2010
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twin headed dragon

doing twin headed dragon style hand monuvers stiking 2 of ur fingers in her pussy doing crazy twist and turns
ur momloves the twin headed dragon i gave her
by yoggy4 April 18, 2009
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