by jajajajoje October 10, 2008
Get the ripping the tiles off the wall mug.Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
by MC Lightning May 5, 2013
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Get the gets his socks off mug.When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.
by Thorntor September 28, 2014
Get the lagging my tits off mug.When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015
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Get the Take your body off mug.The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
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