double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018

double cherries

A ubiquitous form of fallacious argument, either verbal, textual, or in the form of an image meme, in which one presents the worst possible example of a category they don't like (can anything from political groups to music), and the best possible example of a category they do like, and uses this to suggest a qualitative difference between the two categories.

From the term "cherry picking", meaning to pick out a single example of an instance that fits your argument, while ignoring the many more that don't.

Music back then: (Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody)
Music today: (Lyrics to Run the World)
"There was garbage music back then, and there's good music today. That's just double cherries."

by IndigoFenix December 9, 2021

double dribble

when one person is in the act of urination and/or defecation, whilst in the sitting position on a toilet, as another person approaches the same toilet and simultaneously urinates, aiming accurately, between the legs of said person .

my girl was using the toilet when I walked in to take a piss, so i had her slide back and spread her legs so we could double dribble.

by th1onlyjohnboy July 8, 2015