double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text

Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time

"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"

by The savage boy January 4, 2018

Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

double burn

The feeling one gets when eating high quality spicy foods. The burning flavor is sensed by the taste receptors of both the mouth, and anus.

After eating at the fancy Thai place, Jimmy had to go out for ice cream that night. The double burn was so powerful he had to sit on an ice pack the next day.

by Ultracaffeine July 1, 2022

Double Bepi

A phrase that has no true meaning, yet it is hilarious to hear someone say.

I tell you my friend, I need double bepi to feed my family.

by anonymous May 2, 2023