Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.
by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022

by beastlygyat406 July 12, 2023

Completely ignoring someone trying to get your attention on the street. Usually applies to scammers and homeless people.
I was walking to the Staten Island Ferry entrance when a scammer came up to me to sell me tickets, but I already knew the Staten Island Ferry is free. I gave him the New York Special and kept walking.
by bobby hotdogs August 27, 2025
