Willy Skladany

Willy is the type of guy

Willy Skladany is the type of guy to drain the broth out of his ramen noodles

by kenzen99 September 1, 2019

willy phobia

A phobia of looking at a mans penis.

Emily-“did you look at his willy?”
Caitlin- “no, i have very bad willy phobia”

by xem2003x September 23, 2020

sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?

by xFuzion March 26, 2019

A wild willy

A floppy dick that bryton Williams uses

Your such a wild willy

by Glerp a derp May 19, 2016