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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015
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stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.
My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!
by anonymous May 27, 2023
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.
by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
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Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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