Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

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knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air

'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'

by MaliaMadness2020 March 22, 2016

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Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

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When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

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The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.

by TheChicGeek October 01, 2019

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British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 06, 2022

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A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

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