Wanker syrup

Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)

Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.

by TheManagement October 18, 2020

Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.

Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!

by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016

Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.

Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.

by ShitRooster November 16, 2011

lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 06, 2022

gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.

The frow was full of fashion wankers.

by TheChicGeek October 01, 2019