Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021

Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.

Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.

by ShitRooster November 16, 2011

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017

Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's

Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?

by Zenoxum July 3, 2021

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011