Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.

I study at Turkish-German University

by Khanon November 29, 2018

The Turkish Twiddler

Once a man has reached point of ejaculation, he chooses the female’s big toe as his target. Post cum-covering fulfillment, he precedes to force the big toe into her anal cavity. Finally, the toe must be spun clockwise in the asshole.1

One sick fuck came along and performed The Turkish Twiddler with his study partner.

by BD2020 November 30, 2018

Turkish Culture

The Greatest and has rooted history Culture across the world at all off time But it's little known because concrete examples not given so its just was learned kitchen culture whereas it's covers a lot such as old belief and religion, traditions, custom, architecture, performing arts...

Which culture more big Turkish culture ?

by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow December 3, 2018

turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018