When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
by dsm2 November 24, 2013
Get the Hairy Omelettemug. When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010
Get the The hairy surprisemug. the vaginal region that is unusually hairy, hairs are often long and curly...like a jewish man (hence JU)
"shit i have to shave my hairy JU"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"
by mary lovegoat October 5, 2008
Get the hairy JUmug. When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.
by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011
Get the hairy tomatomug. A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.
Person 2: Hairy Sackett
Person 2: Hairy Sackett
by Ullahammer February 25, 2011
Get the Hairy Sackettmug. When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.
by Mary Va j j December 21, 2007
Get the hairy scissormug. hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.
by drkush010 October 13, 2010
Get the pink hairymug.