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impulse grenade

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade
by stkprism July 14, 2023
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Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
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Grenade Bong

When a grenade horn is used to drink beer vertically, as if it were a beer bong. Grenade Bongs are strictly for "Bros", and should never be used by an actual grenade.

-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.
Tarah K. and Jourdan N. took those Grenade Bongs like champs last night on Thirsty Thursday. They are such Bros!

They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.
by brODU October 21, 2011
mugGet the Grenade Bongmug.

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
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Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.
Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”
by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020
mugGet the Grenademug.

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head
I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth
by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
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Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?
Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!
by pentatonic July 20, 2023
mugGet the Grenade Launchermug.

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