Grenade

When fisting your partner, using a tightly balled up fist fully insde them, without warning, you yell BANG!! while simultaneously opening your fist, fully extending your fingers, creating the sensation (and possibly similar physical affect) of a grenade going off inside them.
Warning: a poor manicure may enhance the hamburger effect.

Guy: Last night I was fisting a real dead fish and decided to liven things up with a grenade. She jumped around so much, she almost broke my wrist.

by Sick_Ticket April 2, 2022

groove grenade

Performance choreographed by a band, choir, or dance group to be done in a public setting with no prior warning to the bystanders. The goal is to get in, perform, and get out anonymously. Usually filmed and posted to the internet via You Tube.

Grab your camera- Nate's band is going to throw down a groove grenade in Time Square!

by Bloodngore July 13, 2011

Grenade Gut

Military slang for Ulcerative Colitis

CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN

Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?

Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.

by moonsuck December 12, 2023

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

impulse grenade

a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade

by stkprism July 14, 2023

nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022