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Goned

"He just got goned"
by GonGon1234123 December 13, 2024
mugGet the Gonedmug.

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
mugGet the Gone broccolimug.

Gone and done an Adblue

When you intend to do one thing and through distraction, incompetence or absent mindedness you do another.

An event with disastrous consequences that could easily be avoided with common sense or paying attention.

Used when carrying out a task and you do something that clearly was you being stupid and completely avoidable.
"I've gone and done an Adblue as I was bitching about Steve in a text to my mate Ken and sent it to Steve by accident."

"I've gone and done an Adblue and put the car in reverse rather than forward and drove the car through my downstairs wall"
by Spreadsheet June 10, 2022
mugGet the Gone and done an Adbluemug.

Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase
Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk
by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021
mugGet the Gone for milkmug.

Gelly Gone

To leave without giving a fuck about anyone else
No I’m not staying over today. Gelly Gone!!
by Gelly Gone June 6, 2018
mugGet the Gelly Gonemug.

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
mugGet the gone off courgettemug.

gone

my dads been gone for a while mom

Mom:you aint got a dad i fucked myself (fortnite default dances)
by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019
mugGet the gonemug.

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