time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His hot tempting teapot tease turned her on even more by the second...

by teapot1 May 19, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His sexy teapot tease turned her on even more by the second...

by teapot1 May 17, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 15, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His sexy teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 15, 2016

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease got her even more aroused by the second

by teapot1 May 15, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck tease usually used by a male to get a female. wet Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 12, 2016