Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.
I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.
by Beermat November 08, 2017
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James Marshall 'Angie' Hendrix; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 28, 2025
A term for when someone who is playing 2k perfectly times their shot to where the shot meter turns green and there is an 100% chance the ball goes in.
by pabs August 05, 2019
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 16, 2018