by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023
Get the Lady Mullet mug.A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
Get the Hot Mullet Sandwhich mug.A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
Get the Hot Mullet Sandwhich mug.There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.
Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.
There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.
There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
Get the Glamorous Mullet Men mug.To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
by OGGmm January 16, 2024
Get the Glamorous mullet men mug.Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
Get the Carbon Fibre Mullet mug.A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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