Charleston, MO

Small town in southeast Missouri known locally for its large ethnic population. Famous, also locally, for the Dogwood-Azalea Festival usually held each April.

Where the heck is Charleston, MO?

by nobody important in Missouri March 12, 2009

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Greenwood, Mo

A shithole that should have been absorbed by Lee's summit long ago. The only thing this place has is meth. Cheap meth. All of the kids here are on some drug. Probably meth. The cops will beat the shit out of you then say you drowned a 6 Month old aswell. The only town to be voted safest city in Missouri in 2017 then in 2019 have 2 murders in a town of less than 5,000 people. Someone should just burn this piece of shit down buts it's all so old the asbestos won't let it.

"A six month old was thrown into a pond today in Greenwood, Mo. Shortly after, the father who threw her went to the police department to confess to what he did. The police saved then toddler then the chief promptly beat the shit out of the schizophrenic cuck. He's now on leave and the FBI is investigating the town."

by silentpolarbear August 01, 2019

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