Jemima Martin

an AMAZING girl who has the most beautiful voice in the whole entire world! She also has the face to match as she is the definition of beauty! Every love song ever written is about her as she is the only thing that every man on earth thinks about. It is based on her that God designed the flower, the puppy and every cute thing. She often is seen either in the Bishops high school canteen or Mr bennets classroom during the day as its beauty would blind anyone who saw it. She is currently in a complicated relationship with Elis Shotton who she loves very very dearly.
oh my god you look so nice today!

thank you very much!

know who you remind me of?

who??

Jemima Martin!

oh my gosh thank you! thats the best compliment ever!!
by NotElisShotton December 22, 2011
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billy martin

Mediocre "goth" guitarist, who resembles Meryl Streep's skeleton. Performs with pop band, Good Charlotte. Looks very odd indeed. He wears more make up than me, but always boasts his manliness. His body is covered in Nightmare Before Christmas scribbles and other "cult-yet-trendy" flashwork. Saddo.
Don't tell anyone but... I think billy is immortal.
Billy certainly is anorexic.
Eat a sandwhich!
Errr... what gender is Billy anyway?
If Billy goes any further into the closet we will have to start calling him Aslan!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline.

"OMG i just seen his girlf, wot a butter face. Billy have me! I can suck your willy, better than her" -Average Billy Fan.
by Michelle The Pirate July 11, 2004
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Doing a Martin

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair
Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her
by Drydockdad January 10, 2015
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Patrick Martin

One who eats the butthole (rim job)
"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"
by poopdollar August 14, 2011
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travis martin

the most fagulous guy in the universe. immaculately conceived and born to conquer the cosmos! a.k.a. "Star"
by Travis Martin April 29, 2008
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Martin Bowl

A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ. A great time of the year when South Fork gives county that good wood! And steam rolls their asses!
Dude 1:You going to the Martin Bowl?

Dude 2:Course South Fork going to give county that good wood!
by thegoodwood August 16, 2011
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Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
by dacos April 09, 2009
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