Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

Keyboard worrier.

Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.

Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.

by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013

Keyone

A demonic ass nigga that will eat your heart and sell your soul if pissed off.

Bitch runnn that nigga keyone coming!

by Gagys jrhd November 27, 2019

KEYONE

A scary individual that is known for his demonic ways . When confronted don’t make eye contact with his strange empty eyes.

KEYONE is coming run!

by Gagys jrhd November 27, 2019

Keyonna

A ugly mole rat

Kid: Keyonna is a mole rat

by FuckBlackAss567 April 24, 2019

keyoun

He is gay... also tends to like fat girls usually he is dumb and stink

Omg why does Keyoun smell like that and y he always dating fat girls!!!!!

by Keyoun October 13, 2017

Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004