A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.
Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
by ShadowyRAT June 19, 2022

The hottest, and most wiggerest person I have ever seen. 10 dumptruck gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12 inch bbc at 2 years old. 18 inch at 24. Is also a skibidi rizzler alpha wolf ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ!!!!!!!!
by Skibidi Alpha rizla wolf 69 February 7, 2024

"i love Julian-Mations"
by coocoocacal July 21, 2022


"Woah man, Did you hear George was Pulling A Julian this weekend in his 1994 British Racing Green NA' Miata?"
by K Kittlez May 23, 2016

If you ever know someone named Julian, just know he has to be one of the best people u can ever know. He is really smart but just doesn't care about school. Julian will always be a great person to be around, he is a comedian and likes to make people laugh but someone's can take his jokes too far. FOR YOU LADIESSSSS, Julian is one fineeeeeee Hispanic who has dark brown curly hair brown eyes, yes he is a short king but what ab it?! he is overall a very loving and caring person and will always be there for you when you need him. He is the type of boy who is super clingy in a good way, for example he would stalk u whenever u don't text to figure out why you haven't responded yet. Overall if you are friends or dating a guy named Julian, he can be one of the best people u may know and will always be there for anyone he loves.
Julian is so fine and the best person ever!
by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024
