The realist nigga in the world,always putting people before him but needs to stop sometimes.hes handsome,loyal and a young gentleman man.deep down he’s a lover boy but doesn’t seem to find the right one ,
Jonathan the king
by Hugh hefena March 27, 2025
Get the Jonathanmug. A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
by vanderHill June 28, 2021
Get the jonathan creekmug. a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent ,yet is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice and has a big dick
My friend told me about a guy she wanted me to meet I don't like blind dates ,but he turned out to be a Jonathan
by Jhonny Jonathan November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug. A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.
by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021
Get the jonathanmug. Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He also has a great taste in music. He has an amazing seducing hairstyle, , delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
''Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Samuel ''
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
''Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Samuel ''
by ghfyb1234 February 10, 2022
Get the Jonathan Samuelmug.