Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject

Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.

by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019

jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

jonathan paradis

a man with a massive booty.

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis

by david wallace October 18, 2023

jonathan borg

a iconic king

Person1: hey its jonathan borg
Person2: yea hes an icon

by LittleFalcon October 19, 2020

Jonathan Finlay

Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so

Jonathan Finlay is hot

by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019

Jonathan

He is my favorite, I have a crush on him and he smiles at me everytime I'm on his presence

He is nice and helpful, Jonathan is the best

by Ms.Ramirez March 16, 2023