Hayden Keesee

The best person in the whole wide world! They usually have curly blonde pretty hair. They are the kindest most loving person you will ever meet in your whole life and you will probably fall in love with them (forever). Don’t lose a Hayden! They don’t deserve you. Sweetest kindest athletic and always very muscular. Someone you will never forget.

Hayden Keesee! I love Hayden!

by Littleskittles17 March 31, 2022

Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck

Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.

by Kevin H. November 23, 2021

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hayden

A person who sleeps in in the morning on work days

Hayden was supposed to be at work this morning but he slept in

by I am always late to to work June 2, 2025

Hayden

A predator. A guy who likes girls way younger than him. Prefers girls under 15 years old

Hayden is such a predator

by Dareal2smooth November 28, 2023

Trans Hayden

a trans joke on a guy that puller his pee pee out in a public school

I Saw A Trans Hayden

by The Guy Behind The Chair March 18, 2024

Hayden

He’s the beef

“Who is that guy over there?” “Oh that’s Hayden, he’s the best’

by Horny penis Landry guy who gay November 23, 2021