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The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010
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Hairy Omelette

When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.

Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.

Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
by dsm2 November 24, 2013
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hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.
Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!
by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011
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Hairy Swirl

When a girl has a hairy asshole, you wrap the hair around your dick and duct tape it, then rip it off.
Alex: Barbara's ass is still sore from the hairy swirl I gave her last night.

Bob: Nice!
by Mecha Kirby December 18, 2008
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hairy-chested

Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.
... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.

Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008
by madrigal communications March 9, 2008
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pink hairy

a slang term that is not too offensive to your woman meaning her pussy...is basically disgusting.
hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.
by drkush010 October 13, 2010
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Hairy Miffy

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!
by American Hamster February 15, 2009
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