Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

gary plauché

a badass dude who avenged his son, look him up, hes awesome, R.I.P though..

john: yo james ever heard of gary plauché?
james: who is he?
john: he killed the dude who sexually assaulted his son.
james: he sounds like a chill dude, can i meet him anywhere?
john: no, sadly he passed away in 2014…

by jak the fucking idiot October 20, 2024

Gary

A man who has sex with a woman then hangs out with her child

Made popular from the Netflix show 'Big Mouth'

Steve: I was really looking forward to being your Gary
Jay: What's a Gary?
Steve: Having sex with your mom then hanging out with you

by RET4RD SQ4UD March 10, 2019

Gary

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana

“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*

by Bebik March 21, 2024

Gary O’neill

Extremely large fingers.

Not all there.
Not a real DJ
Professional chicken factory worker born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year.

You’re a fucking Gary O’neill!

by DJ real o’neill April 2, 2019

Gary McNally

Skinny white drug dealer who is lanky he is such a doosh bag and is an arsewhole

Gary McNally can be used to described a skinny white lanky drug dealer who is a dickhead and loves to suck cock

by Fatface12345 June 26, 2020

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025