Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Elis

Elis a person who really likes snus. He usually wears a flannel jumberjack shirt with a leather jacket. Big fat leather boots are cool thinks Elis. Elis shlong is defined as an opened fire hydrant when he ejaculates.

Is that Elis?
No, it's his shlong.

by DoggesTurken November 26, 2021

Elyse

a short little goofy soccer girl

Elyse is a shawty

by kyy_sparrow November 29, 2022

eli hansen

lit

eli hansen is lit

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.

"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"

by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

eli

eli is the type of person who is friends with you but only talks to you sometimes and an artist who might just draw a little nsfw in their free time. they will have a friend group consisting of six, pinkylicious, kookiekutter, jared, salty soy, foodist, wish, and eunhasu.

eunhasu: "has eli been talking to us recently?"

kookiekutter: "probably not"

by pinkyful October 9, 2022

Eli

Talk about a country boy. Well I got one for you Eli. Eli can steal your heart in seconds. He is a very tough person who stands up for his friends. He is very cute so when you see him try to keep breathing, because he can knock the breath out of you. So if you don’t have a Eli you need to find one NOW. I’ll just tell you now you will love him to death and never let him out of your life.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2E: Eli aren’t you jealous he’s mine.

by The horse lover esha November 27, 2018