Lil nas eggs

A black man that likes eggs

What’s up lil nas eggs

by Fortnight balls coc balls to January 8, 2022

Scramble your eggs

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

by R$$91 January 2, 2022

break a few eggs to make an omelet

To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2022

The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):

John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*

by mr bippitywippity March 11, 2023

preggo my eggo

are your eggs feeling unfertilized?

then i would like to preggo your eggo
with
a
non stick pan

and
oil
and
birth control

please daddy preggo my eggo

by prepreggoedeggo March 28, 2023

Ibo Cadbury Eggs

Act of slavery and peek humor

Ibo you better focus on your

Ibo Cadbury Eggs or you get punish

by TheGuyWhoMadeItPossible July 24, 2023

Make bacon and eggs

To get into a fight

I asked iron order if they wanted to make bacon and eggs

by Low-Key bruh October 18, 2023