Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025