Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.

Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!

by Nolando blume January 9, 2021

Cleveland

Name

Cleveland is a chill type of guy

by Jordan calls November 23, 2021

Grover Cleveland

You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.

Trump disappeared for a while and reappeared in 2024, he's trying to pull a Grover Cleveland.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

cleveland buglehorn

The cleveland buglehorn is a sexual act consisting of giving oral to your partner whilst pressing their nipples downward like buttons on a horn.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a cleveland buglehorn last night."

by Don Cortellione August 13, 2017

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025