handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.

dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.

by eMMiLee September 22, 2005

donkey bar

A place in poor countries that you can go to watch preferably a woman have sex with a donkey or similar barn yard animal.

"Hey Jose, lets go buy some tequila and go to that donkey bar down the street. I hear the women will do anything for money!!"

by godfathercj69 June 11, 2006

xanex bars

a pill that straight fucks you up for about 5 hours. You cant walk straight, you cant talk straight, you cant think straight, and eventually theres a good chance you will pass out and not remember what happened the day before. Its like being drunk, but in pill form. It is hands down one of the best pharmaceutical drugs out there. :)

Yo man i was so fucked up yesterday, my friend brought over some xanex bars it was fucking awsome!!We...we...uhhh...wait what did we do yesterday?

by -Jason Super Fly- March 4, 2009

bar laugh

A loud exclamation of "HA", at maximum volume, whilst drunk at a bar. This exclamation may be optionally followed by some "has" at less volume. Primarily this behaviour has been observed on the East Coast of the USA, in cities such as Philadelphia, New York, and Washington D.C..

Man I am wasted! Gimme another Yuengling! I know, let's day the bar laugh! HA!!!

by Andrew J White September 20, 2006

Bar Slut

A skanky girl who hangs around bars looking for someone to get lucky with.

The bar slut did it with the bartender behind the counter.

by Rangergurl9710 September 6, 2012

trash of the bar

A person inspired by the acts of the Jersey shore and equivalent places. Someone who loves fake tans, bad electro music, fist pumping, etc. Also referred to as great examples for our youth.

Snooki and The Situation would be considered by most as trash of the bar.

by 4IV January 15, 2010

breeder bar

straight bar

by lettuce June 4, 2003