Sling Ads

Affiliate network located in the republican state of Florida. Slingin berries and poppin cherries! They also do ecom
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by ModernAffiliate January 26, 2022
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ad heads

Mostly young adults and teens addicted to the addictive stimulate drug Adderall. Effects similar to the meth (memory retention, learning , etc)
Ad heads are the new generation of hippies. But used for school instead of pleasure.
by Little Charming Overseer October 03, 2019
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Six Ade

To completely demolish someone and they'll live with it for their entire life
Yo I just Six Ade my friend. He's in a coma now and it's the opposite of epic

Shadow Six Ade Eggman and made scrambled eggs
by Jeffery Thomas de Goat January 12, 2021
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 20, 2024
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reductio ad toxicum

A logical fallacy when you label something or someone as toxic, and everything that toxic is bad, isn't it?

Used by angry teenagers or youths who got their reality checked.
Toxic this, toxic that

Why don't you stop spitting reductio ad toxicum?
by Sir. B February 08, 2022
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Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads

The ads on this site that will make you never wanna look here again.
Yo, all you hip kids, have you seen the urban plaque psoriasis ads on urban dictionary?

Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.
by Triscuits March 11, 2024
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Mobile game ads

stupid video shit on games that are used on online games such as tall man run, melon sandbox, join clash 3d, hole io and etc that has a woman's hand with painted fingernails that does intentionally stupid moves and strategies to lose on purpose, some mobile game ads like fishdom have literally fake gameplays where you start as a fish, you eat other small fishes and eat the king fish, but at the middle of the ad the bot fails to complete the task which literally attracts children into thinking that mode exists, but its just a match 3 puzzle game like candy crush and homescapes. additionally the woman's hand is being controlled by a bot or some stupid ai that loses on purpose because of their low iq. some of them are brainrot while little of them are a bit NSFW. plus when the game ad video finishes it has a very fake blue install button that sends you to google play store.
Mobile game ads sucks the hand is stupid!
by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 21, 2025
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