Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

monday

Having sex with other person.

Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.

by Mtrinxpo August 3, 2021

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012