Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.

Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.

by Thazerckod November 7, 2022

Jonathan

A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized

“That dude over there is cute”
“Dont even girl he’s a Jonathan”

by Breadbrush September 11, 2022

Jonathan

The person who says "CHECK" while checking someone in chess.

Jonathan: "Check:
Juan: "Why did you say that 💀"

by chessplayer1124 January 17, 2024